Two Weeks to Know What Is Actually Wrong
Before committing a retainer to anyone — us included — it is worth finding out what is really happening in your accounts. Two weeks, a fixed fee, and a prioritised 90-day roadmap that is yours to keep and hand to whoever you like. It is also, deliberately, the cheapest way to find out whether we are any good.
Sound Familiar?
Conflicting Numbers
The ad platform, the analytics and the CRM all report something different, so nobody trusts any of them enough to act.
Busy But Not Growing
Plenty of activity across plenty of channels, and no clear read on which of it is actually producing revenue.
Retainer Without Evidence
Committing twelve months to an agency you have only seen pitch is how most bad marketing relationships begin.
Our Approach
One Trustworthy Baseline
We reconcile the platforms, fix what is mis-measuring and establish numbers you can actually make decisions against.
Ranked by Impact, Not Volume
Not a 90-page findings dump. A prioritised list of what to fix first, what it is worth and what it will take.
Yours Either Way
You own the roadmap outright — implement it in-house, hand it to your current agency, or bring it to us. No lock-in and no strings.
Everything You Get
Why We Sell This Rather Than Give It Away
A free audit is a sales document — it finds problems the seller happens to solve. A paid one is a piece of work, and it changes what we are willing to tell you: including when your current agency is doing a good job, when the problem is your offer rather than your marketing, and when you do not need us at all. Around a third of audits end with a recommendation we are not paid to deliver.
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